I'm A Moretic....OR Introducing Molly Moretic, the Space-Cadet Diabetic

I came up (at least I think I came up with it, I'm not sure – I Googled it and I think I am - but again, I'm not sure - and on a personal note, I've had way to much caffeine if you can't already tell) with the term.
MORETIC, which is short for Moron Diabetic, which got me thinking for just one second of Toys R Us, more specifically Moretics R Us, and then I thought, "Yeah, that would apply to many of us in dBlogville – myself included. We’ve all written about our idiotic diabetic moments…we’ve all pushed, when we should have pulled so to speak. Each in every member of the D.O.C is a graduate of “Midvale, School for the Gifted.”
It happens to all of us, as many of us on stated on Cara's blog. From time to time, even with all our hard work, we do moronic things regarding our diabetes – and in life.
I think we should start an official Moretics club with Membership cards- etc.
Tee shirts could be printed – Maybe “Moretics of the world unite!” - And instead of Gerry the Giraffe as our mascot we could have Molly Moretic - Space Cadet Diabetic.
Watch Molly as she tests, boluses, calculates and counts with the best of them, all the while –forgetting to correctly “plug-in” her infusion set. Like us all, she’s human, and mistakes happen – even in diabetes land.
Perhaps we could get sponsorship for our mishaps. For example, for every 10 infusion sets we get caught on doorknobs, our insulin pump company could give us a box free.
I say we get Cold Stone Creamery to give Moretics members a free ice cream for our
D – anniversary – I know we are capable of figuring out the carbs for that prize!
Speaking of carb counting, we could print Carb Counting cheat sheets to all MORETIC members.
We could have contests! You know, who has the funniest pump battery dying at the most inopportune moment story. Winner gets a stuffed Energizer Bunny and a 20 pack of pump batteries.
A year supply of Slinky’s would be given to the member with the most erratic blood sugars for the month.
Who ever is off the most in carb calculations could be given an abacus and "Deal A Meal," The Richard Simmons diet game that was big in the 90's.
Knee & elbow pads and a bike helmet could be awarded to the member who has the worst injury after being clunked in the face with their insulin pump. Just imagine the photo gallery!
Maybe members could have insulin bottles that are in rubber or plastic bottles instead of glass, since insulin bottle clumsiness seems to follow MORETICS wherever we go!
How about Bumper stickers?
“I break for Moretics.”
“I’m a friend of Molly M.”
“Moretically speaking….”
"Moretics - the few, the proud, the Moron Diabetic!"
The possibilities are endless and I could keep going - but I want to hear your moretic moves.
Moretics - It's just another part of the wonderfulness of living with diabetes!
Hay Fever. Why Homeopathy?

The Failure of ConMed. Just how dangerous are Big Pharma drugs?

Indeed, the question can be asked - just what do doctors and GPs know about the dangers of the drug they give us?
Aspirin in one of the oldest ConMed drugs. So look at this advice now being given to GPs. The benefits of Aspirin are heavily outweighed by the dangers! Has you doctor ever told you this before? Have you heard about it in the media? And if they can't get it right about one of the oldest drugs, used for years, how can they possible get it right about newer drugs. And in this the message is reinforced; the value of Aspirin in more in the spin than the science!
And some painkillers are now known to kill over 15,000 people each year - just in the USA
The answer is, of course, that they don't know. Conventional medicine gives us drugs but in reality have no idea what they might be doing to us. We patients appear to be one huge drug trial! Here are some more examples.
Antidepressants. They cause suicide and violence.
And mums who take them risk giving babies high blood pressure.
And Canadian Judge says they can cause children to commit murder.
Antibiotics. The links with Obesity, Diabetes and Stroke. How long have we been told these drugs are entirely safe!
BigPharma drugs to prevent abnormal heart rhythms actually cause them!
Is the epidemic rise in Alzheimers Disease, and Dementia caused by drugs? Well, a common 'side-effect' of many, many drugs is - confusion. See this article, published in the British Journal of Clinical Pharmacology, about 'common' drugs that cause memory disorders.
Statin Drugs. These dreadful drugs are now thought to cause diabetes! Once, not so very long ago, we were told these drug were 'entirely safe'. They are not! Look here for further information on this.
Not even doctors, our own GPs appear to know about the dangers of drugs. Here, they complain about being kept in the dark about the dangers of Viagra. Some time earlier, doctors were told that Viagra should not be taken more than twice and month. Makes you wonder just how dangerous they are!
So perhaps, when doctors are accused of, and sued for creating Valium addicts, they were not aware of the problem because they were not told(?)
Perhaps you will have noticed that I have said nothing about the dreadfulness, and the horrors of vaccination. Why? Because there is just so much coming out about how dangerous they are, and the devastation they are causing. So this will be the theme next week.
Benzodiazepine Drugs - a life tragedy

62 Before A Meal - What's A Girl To Do?

The last few days I’ve been waking up low. Not super low, but low nonetheless.
Yesterday my pre breakfast blood sugar was 62, and this morning I woke up with a 65 blood sugar.
Sidebar: I’m slowly working my way off an extended temporary basal rate due to my ongoing sinus issues, so before you say: "Kelly, just cut back on your early morning basal rate,” it’s not so easy. When I cut back from my original Temporary Basal Rate of 1.4 units on Sunday afternoon to 1.3 units. I woke up on Monday morning with a 240 blood sugar. I decided to stick it out until Tuesday in case it was a fluke, but Tuesday’s Breakfast blood sugar was 222. So I increased my temporary basal rate to 1.35 units, and it seemed to be working quite nicely.
Until I woke up yesterday morning and felt low the minute I opened my eyes. Magic 8-Ball in the form of my meter confirmed my suspicion, and flashed the number 62.
No breakfast bolus for me! I had my coffee, 1 slice of Ezekiel toast w/peanut butter & ¼ of a small banana, & a ½ a glass of vanilla soy milk and went I with my morning.
And I felt great. Until I took my blood sugar at 10:30 a.m. and was rocking a blood sugar of 290 - And I was pissed! And not just at the number, but with my self! I knew better! I knew I should have been monitoring more closely, but I had a heavy workload and for one stupid reason or another, the morning slipped away from me and I neglected to test.
I gave myself a correction bolus, and I have to say, for the rest of the day my numbers were perfect. Until this morning, when I woke up with a blood sugar of 65.
Once again, no breakfast bolus for me! I had my coffee, a pear, a ½ a glass of vanilla soymilk and some cheddar cheese. And now, with my meter & test strips next to my laptop, I’ll be monitoring my numbers every hour until lunch.
The whole, low right before a meal & mixed in with a temporary bolus thing does not make Kelly a happy camper!
Oh, Magic 8-Ball, if only you worked in real life! Thank God I have the D-O-C!
How the heck do you guys handle a right before a meal low blood sugar combined with a Temporary Bolus Rate balancing act?
Diabetic @ The Disco

Dementia and Alzheimers. Are they caused by conventional pharmaceutical drugs?

- One in every 79 (1.3%) of the entire UK population, and 1 in every 14 of the population aged 65 years and over has dementia.
- At the current estimated rate of prevalence, there will be 850,000 people with dementia in the UK in 2015. (In 2007 the estimate was 700,000).
- The total number of people with dementia in the UK is forecast to increase to over 1 million by 2025 and over 2 million by 2051.
- There are now 42,325 people with early-onset dementia (onset before the age of 65 years) and 773,502 people with late-onset dementia (onset after the age of 65 years) in the UK. (In 2007 the figure given was 15,000 for early onset).
- In total, 311,730 people with dementia in the UK are living in care homes, of whom 180,500 are living in residential care and 131,230 in nursing homes.
- As in 2007, nearly two-thirds (62%) of all people with dementia in the UK, 505,813 in total, have Alzheimer’s Disease (AD), known to be the most common form of dementia.
- For those with dementia aged over 60 years, an estimated 55% have mild dementia, 32% have moderate dementia and 12% have severe dementia.
- Among people with late-onset dementia, 311,730 (38.7%) are living in care homes (either residential care or nursing homes) and 493,639 (61.3%) are living in the community.
- The total cost of dementia to society in the UK is £26.3 billion, with an average cost of £32,250 per person. (The total cost figure in 2007 was £17 billion).
- The majority of people with dementia are women.
- Family carers bear the main cost , and provide the most care for people with dementia.
- Diarrhoea
- Headache
- Insomnia
- Nausea and vomiting
- Indigestion
- Swelling of face, lips, tongue, throat
- Breathing problems
- Abdominal pain
- Lack of appetite
- Hives
- Yellowed skin
- Dizziness
- Slow heartbeat
- Sudden or substantial weight loss
- Weakness
- Anxiety
- back pain
- bladder pain
- Bloating or swelling of the face, arms, hands, lower legs, or feet
- blurred vision
- bloody or cloudy urine
- Burning feeling in the chest or stomach
- burning, numbness, pain, or tingling in all fingers except smallest finger
- change in walking and balance
- chills
- clumsiness or unsteadiness
- cough producing mucus
- coughing
- diarrhoea
- difficult, burning, or painful urination
- difficulty with breathing
- difficulty with moving
- difficulty with swallowing
- discouragement
- dizziness
- dry mouth
- headache
- nervousness, agitation
- pounding in the ears
- rapid weight gain
- slow or fast heartbeat
- tingling of the hands or feet
- unusual weight gain or loss
- Abdominal or stomach pain
- black, tarry stools
- bleeding gums
- blistering, peeling, or loosening of the skin
- blood in the urine or stools, dark coloured urine, decreased urine output
- chest pain
- coma
- cold sweats
- cool pale skin
- Confusion!
- constipation
- continuing vomiting
- convulsions
- dark-coloured urine
- decreased interest in sexual intercourse
- depression
- fainting
- fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse
- fear
- feeling sad or empty
- fever
- frequent urge to urinate
- general feeling of discomfort, illness, tiredness, weakness
- heartburn
- High fever
- High of low blood pressure
- hyperventilation
- inability to have or keep an erection
- increased hunger
- increased sweating
- indigestion
- infection from breathing foreign substances into the lungs
- insomnia
- irritability
- joint pain
- hostility
- itching
- large amounts of fat in the blood
- lethargy
- light coloured stools
- lip smacking or puckering
- loss of appetite
- loss of bladder control
- loss of interest or pleasure
- loss of consciousness
- loss in sexual ability, desire, drive, or performance
- muscle twitching
- lower back or side pain
- muscle pain or stiffness
- nausea
- nervousness
- nightmares
- no breathing
- no pulse
- numbness or tingling in the face, arms, or legs
- pain in the stomach, side, or abdomen, possibly radiating to the back
- pain in the joints
- pain or swelling in the arms or legs without any injury
- pain, tension, and weakness upon walking that subsides during periods of rest
- pinpoint red spots on the skin
- pounding, slow heartbeat
- puffing of the cheeks
- rapid or worm-like movements of the tongue
- rapid weight gain
- recurrent fainting
- red irritated eyes
- red skin lesions, often with a purple centre
- restlessness
- seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there
- shortness of breath
- sleepiness or unusual drowsiness
- seizures
- severe constipation
- severe headache
- severe muscle stiffness
- severe vomiting
- shakiness
- slurred speech
- stomach cramps
- stomach upset
- sore throat
- sores, ulcers, or white spots in the mouth or on the lips
- stupor
- sudden severe weakness
- swelling of the face, ankles, or hands
- tenderness in the stomach area
- tightness in the chest
- tiredness
- trouble with concentrating
- trouble with sleeping
- total body jerking
- trouble with speaking or walking
- troubled breathing
- twitching, twisting, uncontrolled repetitive movements of tongue, lips, face, arms, or legs
- uncontrolled chewing movements
- unusual bleeding or bruising
- unusual tiredness or weakness
- unusually pale skin
- vomiting
- watery or bloody diarrhoea
- wheezing
- yellow eyes and skin
- Benzodiazepine drugs, including Valium, associated with dementia.
- Our doctors are told that Benzodiazepine use linked with development of dementia
- Three types of drug cause forgetfulness
- Everyday medications cause dementia - sometimes within 60 days of taking them.
- Dementia risk associated with sleeping pills
- One study associated dementia with prescription drugs for hypertension (high blood pressure), heart disease and chronic lung problems, as well as ‘over-the-counter’ drugs for insomnia, poor digestion, and including antihistamines.
- And taking several pharmaceutical drugs, polypharmacy, is also implicated in causing dementia.
- Everyday medications cause dementia-like effects within 60 days (What Doctors Don't Tell You)